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Tequila Snob It Picked Me Cooling Performance Tee, UPF 44+ - Light Colors
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We're Not For Everybody. On Purpose.
Somewhere along the way, tequila got treated like a dare. Salt, lime, wince, repeat. We're not interested.
Good tequila gets sipped, not survived. Blanco, reposado, añejo: three different pleasures, not three different price tags. Every design we print carries the agave rosette, and it goes on premium blanks that keep their shape and their color long after the novelty tees have given up.
If that sounds like a lot of fuss over a bottle, no hard feelings. If it sounds about right, you already know where the good stuff is.
Good tequila isn't cheap. Cheap tequila isn't good.















